BUTCHERS MIS-STEAK

Just give me half a pound of mince
And half of sausage too
How is Mrs Jones this week?
Then what’s more, how are you?

I hear that Mrs Frazer
Who lives at Ninety Four
Came home to find her husband
Flaked out on the floor

It seems he’d had a funny do
They say it was his heart
Doesn’t really surprise me though
He is too fat for a start

Oh! And add a slice of gammon
I’ll have it for my tea
Is it true what Lillie Says?
Their Gary’s gone to sea

I always said as he’d do well
He is such a smart young man
Don’t know about their Ronnie though
As drives that tatty van

Oh yes, and while I’m here I’ll take
A bit of cowheel tripe
Here comes that Larry Makland
Who smokes that dreadful pipe?

So I’ll be on my way now
I’m not one to make a fuss
Besides its twenty five to three
I mustn’t miss my bus