PACKAGE DEAL

Have you ever poured tea from the packet
To fill up the caddy once more
When two per cent goes where it should do
The remainder it lands on the floor

The same thing with packets of corn flakes
That clearly state, “open this end”
For, push as you like at the packet
All it will do is just bend

Then what of the cartons of milk
One cuts part of the corner away
But on lifting it up prior to pouring
It squirts out all over the tray

But surely the best must be biscuits
That sealed in the packet nightmare
For no matter what your approach is
The wrapping, it just will not tear

So enough of this sealed in freshness
You designers, start earning your money
Come up with an easier package
For the ones that we have are not funny