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Thursday, September 8, 2011

A SAILZMUNS TALE

Hello there, I’m from Nynex
No, please, don’t slam the door
I am here to talk about cable
Has anyone called before

Will you kindly let go of my collar
Ask your husband to leave me alone
I’m not just a smart Alec salesman
Had you thought of a mobile phone?

I could call on a Wednesday evening
Or is Thursday better for you?
Get your pit bull off my leg please
My left foot is turning quite blue

Try for a couple of month then
Our full system of cable T.V.
If you pay for twenty three channels
You get another one free

You will enjoy repeats of favourite shows
Comedies full of old jokes
Catch up on gems from the fifties
As well as some ancient soaps

Okay, Okay, so you want me to go
Perhaps I can call back again
All right then, shut the door on me
Leave me standing out here in pain!!

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