DENTAL FLOSS.

My dentist is a kindly man
He smiles when I go in
And so does his receptionist
A pretty girl named Lynne

How are you Mr Taylor?
Been having any pain
We’ve had some shocking weather
I think its going to rain

If you’ll just slip your coat off
And sit down in the chair
We’ll look around inside your mouth
Then see what we find there

Now open wide, yes that’s just fine
Oh my! What have we here?
Have you been chewing toffees?
We’ve problems now I fear

Looks like you need a filling
Tell me, does this hurt?
All right, all right, now sit back down
And let go of my shirt

You said you had come for treatment
If that’s the case, sit still
If you are thinking that was painful
Wait till I start with the drill

There, you’ve had the injection
Your face and your mouth will go numb
Ah, I see by the way you are dribbling
That at least it’s got into your gum

Just spit in the bowl and we’ve finished
No, the bowl, not all over the floor
See you in six months Mr Taylor
Do stop crying, you are wetting the floor!!