WALLY

What constitutes a wally
A really first class twit
I mean, who is really dopey
With brain like a piece of grit

He is not one who takes much spotting
Stands out quite well in a crowd
Not one who needs wear a placard
Though with one he would be quite proud

Now firstly he wears a baseball cap
Quite naturally back to front
And should you deem to speak to him
He will answer with a grunt

He drives a clapped out Ford Capri
On the windscreen, “DES LUVS FLO”
And just to irk one even more
The trash that comes from his radio

They say that he is harmless
Would not say boo to a goose
It is just that he’s so blooming stupid
He should not be out on the loose.