MAKE THEM PAY.

Have you had an accident
Within the last two years
Perhaps out in the garden
Or to do with your career

We will come to the rescue
Our motto “No win, No fee”
Be it a broken fingernail
Or graze upon the knee

There is always someone we can sue
Someone to take the blame
We got ten thousand for Mrs J’s lad
Who fell off a climbing frame

And also Mr Sniddleton
Whilst stoned out of his mind
Fell into an empty grave
And took three days to find

We got for him six thousand
It’s such an utter disgrace
That grave dug in the graveyard
Was in such a silly place

So ring us now on one, one, one
Yes ring without delay
We do not care whose fault it is
We will make somebody pay...